Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story by Adam Rex

Doug Lee is undead quite by accident�attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But its just not the same.Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her�hard. Yeah, he wants