Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. - by Jarod Kintz (eBooks, ePUB, PDF, Downloads)

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Cupid, that chubby cherub love dispenser, is dead. But before he died, he appointed me his apprentice in love.I loved Cupid, and that was precisely why I killed him. I strangled him. Then I shot him 17 times with his heart-shaped arrows.Then I burned his body while I roasted and toasted marshmallows and toasted to the good times he brought to the world.Then I took his a

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